Sometimes Nick says things I have no idea he ever heard in his lifetime. Just now, he put on Xander's knight helmet and ran away, singing his version of "na-na na-na boo-boo": "Onny a boo boo, I gun catch you!"
Two mispronunciations of his that I love:
- mabana for banana
- mamato for tomato
Xander has his own misconceptions. Two of his current ones have to do with the Disney company. Good for them. They and Lego have obviously worked out how to rule the world.
For Xander, any character is a Disney character, as in, "Wags the Dog isn't real, so he's a Disney character."
Also, Disney is his idea of a compound word, with an emphatic head nod on each syllable to show that they are two words put together: "Dis (nod) knee (nod)! See? It's a compound word!"
I usually limit myself to one or two disagreements or corrections, and then let him believe what he wants, to save time.