Xander knows I don't want to hear any more of his fart jokes. The sweetie-pie just asked me, "Want to hear my fruit song?"
I said yes.
He said, "Fruit, fruit, good for your heart..."
Oh great, I thought.
"The more you eat, the more you grow!"
He changed it just for me. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Another ditty from him: "Beans, beans, they help your heart, the more you eat, the more you play Legos!"
However, now he is singing, "Everybody toot now!" complete with fart noises.
He has his limits.
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